sharpest cookie

Welcome to the "Sharpest Cookie..." where stuff is cute, a little bit wrong, sometimes confusing, and just sort of there =)

I have a habit of getting common saying wrong...as the boy always points out...

For example, "Quit beating it with a dead horse" is supposed to be "Quit beating the horse to death." 

For example, "...sharpest cookie in the tool shed..." is supposed to be "smart cookie" or "sharpest tool in the shed." Or "brightest crayon in the box," as I most recently found out.

And apparently, "it's like a donkey sh*tting in a tree" does not exist.

=)

But feel free to look around.